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JefMorris Profiloplysninger

Uncommon wordsman seeking queen-sized GF
Alder 40 Fra Anaheim, California - Online - Over 2 uger siden
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Fornavn  
Jef
Jeg taler  
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som  
I guess I'm first an intellectual; an open-minded hippie type. My first instinct is to try to understand something. I'm interested in politics, science, psychology, history, economics, markets, and most anything that's non-fiction. When I unwind from all that heavy stuff, I do enjoy a drink and some sativa smoke to make Me joke and be jolly. And I will tell more jokes on accident than Most people will on purpose. Music always bumps while I'm reading or hanging out. That's My first love in life; it regulates My mood how I like it. And I'm a good-natured positive dude, so not a lot of melancholy stuff. In order, I love underground/old-school hip-hop, soul, classic metal (no cookie-monster vocals), classic oldies, classic rock, blues, funk, Sinatra (that's a genre, right?), jazz, and punk. Anything I didn't mention (like country or R&B) is better than nothing, and I still dig it, it's just not My personal flavor. EDM and voice modulators, on the other hand, actually offend My ears; so if that's You're brand of music, then sorry. I've got no piercings, no tattoos, no religion, and no party affiliation. Since I am in this market for a girlfriend, I prefer a woman of a similar status, but I can give exceptions. I adore the large women of every race and color. Normally I don't approach a goddess to try to flatter and flirt unless She's approaching 300 pounds, but if You think You're the perfect girl for Me and You're approaching 250, I'm great with that, too. At the other end, You can be as heavy as the law will allow; I have no upward limit. I'm personally 5' 11'', 183 pounds, in good running shape with a healthy amount of muscle and visible abs. Overall, I just want to find a monogamous, sexy best friend Who doesn't clash with My good nature and lets Me finish My thoughts. Be You the One?
Underskriv  
Gemini

Udseende & Situation

Min kropstype er  
Atletisk
Min højde er  
180 cm
Mine øjne er  
Blå
Min etnicitet er  
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er  
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn  
Nej
Jeg vil have børn  
Ja
Mit bedste karaktertræk er  
Smil
Kropsudsmykning  
Ville ikke engang overveje det
Mit hår er  
Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse  
Hund
Villig til at flytte  
Ja

Status

Mit uddannelsesniveau er  
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er  
Deltid
Mit speciale er  
Restauration / rejser
Jeg tjener så meget på et år  
Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD
Jeg bor  
Med forældre
Hjemme  
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger  
Ja - men ikke tobak
Jeg drikker  
Ja - til fester

Personlighed

Min sociale opførsel er  
Højtråbende, Venlig, Komisk, Party Starter, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er  
Spise til middag, Motion, Læsning, Sport, Musik, Internet, Rejser, Kortspil, Camping
Min idé om at have det sjovt er  
Være sammen med venner, Feste, Prøve noget nyt, Afslappende, Drikke, Læse en bog, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være  
Anywhere with good scenery and music You could talk over.
Jeg har altid villet prøve  
parasailing, scuba diving, recording a studio album, escaping the police, making a documentary.
Mine venner beskriver mig som  
Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fjollet

Synspunkter

Min religion er  
Ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester  
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er  
Travel around in an RV and live off of investment income. Or maybe have a nice geodesic dome on a vacant lot that I don't have to mortgage and grow organic food and breed chickens. Both actually.
Min form for humor er  
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet

Smag

I tv ser jeg altid  
Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Sitcoms, Jeg bryder mig ikke om tv, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en  
Comedy, Dokumentar, Jeg bryder mig ikke om film
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Soul
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid  
Nyheder, Biografi, Sundhed, Historie, Gør-det-selv, Politisk, Opslag, Videnskab
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er  
...getting twisted after a couple of sober days and busting jokes and rhymes that I forget about right after. I am a very simple creature. But nothing gets Me more elated than traveling to new places, it's just not the norm right now.

Leder efter

Hvad finder du attraktivt?  
Morsom, Skaldethed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?  
1st: physical and chronological compatibility; 2nd: intelligence and open-mindedness; 3rd: sound mental health (tends to be the long-term determinator; if I'm always hearing accusations of behaviors or motives I don't really have, then obviously there is no trust. I get it, Some people are incapable of trusting Others, but that makes for a very stressful relationship). 4th: Big, puffy arms- I'm a real supersucker for those things.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?  
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