Jef

English

I guess I'm first an intellectual; an open-minded hippie type. My first instinct is to try to understand something. I'm interested in politics, science, psychology, history, economics, markets, and most anything that's non-fiction. When I unwind from all that heavy stuff, I do enjoy a drink and some sativa smoke to make Me joke and be jolly. And I will tell more jokes on accident than Most people will on purpose. Music always bumps while I'm reading or hanging out. That's My first love in life; it regulates My mood how I like it. And I'm a good-natured positive dude, so not a lot of melancholy stuff. In order, I love underground/old-school hip-hop, soul, classic metal (no cookie-monster vocals), classic oldies, classic rock, blues, funk, Sinatra (that's a genre, right?), jazz, and punk. Anything I didn't mention (like country or R&B) is better than nothing, and I still dig it, it's just not My personal flavor. EDM and voice modulators, on the other hand, actually offend My ears; so if that's You're brand of music, then sorry. I've got no piercings, no tattoos, no religion, and no party affiliation. Since I am in this market for a girlfriend, I prefer a woman of a similar status, but I can give exceptions. I adore the large women of every race and color. Normally I don't approach a goddess to try to flatter and flirt unless She's approaching 300 pounds, but if You think You're the perfect girl for Me and You're approaching 250, I'm great with that, too. At the other end, You can be as heavy as the law will allow; I have no upward limit. I'm personally 5' 11'', 183 pounds, in good running shape with a healthy amount of muscle and visible abs. Overall, I just want to find a monogamous, sexy best friend Who doesn't clash with My good nature and lets Me finish My thoughts. Be You the One?

Gemini

Athletic

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Yes

Smile

Wouldn't Even Think About It

Brown

Dog

Yes

Some College

Part-time

Hospitality / Travel

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

With Parent(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - But Non Tobacco

Yes - Socially

Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Strange

Dining, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Music, Internet, Travel, Playing Cards, Camping

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

Anywhere with good scenery and music You could talk over.

parasailing, scuba diving, recording a studio album, escaping the police, making a documentary.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy

Not Religious

Never

Libertarian

Travel around in an RV and live off of investment income. Or maybe have a nice geodesic dome on a vacant lot that I don't have to mortgage and grow organic food and breed chickens. Both actually.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports

Comedy, Documentary, I Don't Like Movies

Rap, Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Soul

News, Biography, Health, History, Instructional, Political, Reference, Science

...getting twisted after a couple of sober days and busting jokes and rhymes that I forget about right after. I am a very simple creature. But nothing gets Me more elated than traveling to new places, it's just not the norm right now.

Wit, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

1st: physical and chronological compatibility; 2nd: intelligence and open-mindedness; 3rd: sound mental health (tends to be the long-term determinator; if I'm always hearing accusations of behaviors or motives I don't really have, then obviously there is no trust. I get it, Some people are incapable of trusting Others, but that makes for a very stressful relationship). 4th: Big, puffy arms- I'm a real supersucker for those things.

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