I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Gemini

Tyk

173 cm

Brun

Kaukasisk

Aldrig gift

Nej

Ikke sikker

Øjne

Piercet... Men kun øre(r)

Sort

Ja

Lidt af universitetet

Selvstændig

Underholdning / medier

Fra $45.000USD til $59.999USD

Alene, Med værelseskammerat(er)

Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem

Ja - til fester

Ja - til fester

Hjerne

Asocial, Komisk, Mørk, Venlig, Uadvendt, Party Starter

Kunst og håndværk, Gå på diskotek / barer, Computer, Madlavning, Internet, Havearbejde, Læring, Musik, Fotografering, Læsning

Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Være sammen med venner, Shoppe, Gå på casino, Gå på museum, Feste, Læse en bog, Afslappende, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Venlig, Cool, Perfekt, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet, En flirt

Andet

En gang om året

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Obskur, Sadistisk, Fræk

Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Gør-det-selv, Genudsendelser, Jeg bryder mig ikke om tv, Jeg ville ønske jeg havde et tv

Science Fiction, Comedy, Dokumentar, Jeg bryder mig ikke om film, Jeg er filmskuespiller

Ambient, Klassisk, Elektronisk, Industrial, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Støvsugerlyde, Jeg er musiker, Jeg bryder mig ikke om musik

Gammelt, Antologi, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Historie, Gør-det-selv, Natur, Nyheder, Filosofi, Politisk, Opslag, Satire, Videnskab, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jeg er forfatter

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

Flirtende, Flot udseende, Dygtighed, Humor, Intelligens, Særheder, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Morsom

Any free feedback feeding me back some attracton particle particulars.



Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Ven, Andet, Lige meget, Gruppesex, Jeg vil bare have sex