I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Gemini

Thick

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

Black

Yes

Some College

Self-employed

Entertainment / Media

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

Alone, With Roomate(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Brain

Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Outgoing, Party Starter

Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Music, Photography, Reading

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Museum, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Other

Once A Year

Libertarian

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv

Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor

Ambient, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, I Don't Like Music

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, History, Instructional, Nature, News, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

Any free feedback feeding me back some attracton particle particulars.



Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Friend, Other, Doesnt Matter, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck