I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Gémeaux

Large

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Marrons

Caucasienne

Jamais été marié/e

Non

Pas sûr/e

Yeux

Oreilles percées

Noirs

Oui

Etudes secondaires incomplètes

Auto-entrepreneur

Divertissement / Médias

De 45,000 € à 59,999 €

Seul/e, En colocation

Des amis passent à l'occasion

Oui - socialement

Oui - socialement

Tête

Antisocial, Comique, Sombre, Sympa, Ouvert, Fêtard

Art & artisanat, Fêtes, Ordinateurs, Cuisine, Internet, Jardinage, Apprendre, Musique, Photographie, Lecture

Sorties en boîte / tour des bars, Boire un coup, Sortir avec des amis, Faire du shopping, Aller au casino, Aller au musée, Faire la fête, Lire, Me relaxer, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Sympa, Cool, Parfait/e, Coquin/e, Obscur/e, Neuneu, Un amour

Autre

Une fois par an

Intelligent, Sarcastique, Obscur/e, Sadique, Coquin/e

Actualités, Dessins animés, Documentaires, Programmes instructifs, Rediffusions, Je n'aime pas la télévision, J'aimerais avoir une télévision

Science-fiction, Comédies, Documentaires, Je n'aime pas les films, Je suis acteur/trice

Musique ambientale, Classique, Electro, Indus, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Le bruit de l'aspirateur, Je suis musicien/ne, Je n'aime pas la musique

Littérature ancienne, Anthologies, Autobiographies, Biographies, Littérature classique, Histoire, Programmes instructifs, Nature, Actualités, Philosophie, Politique, Œuvres de référence, Satires, Sciences, Science-fiction, Ouvrages techniques, Je suis auteur

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

Séduction, Beauté, Talents, Humour, Intelligence, Etrangeté, Sensibilité, Spontanéité, Délicatesse, Bon sens

Any free feedback feeding me back some attracton particle particulars.



Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Vrai‧e ami‧e, Autre, Peu importe, Sexe en groupe, Je veux juste baiser