I'm a stocky sarcastic, stressed-out, distracted, naive, passionate loser, an excellent kisser and cuddler. Most women love my eyes, I can be very entertaining, I am too smart for my own good, have dark hair, a sexy and talented voice. I'm a frustrated hidden treasure; an porn-star dork, looking for a filthy, nasty, fun yet innocent, dirty thing with a clean girl, with an equally neurotic, slightly psycho (only SLIGHTLY, mind you), funny, deep, sweet, female of similar libido, who's twisted and confused just enough to want me in the same sloppy ambiguous way I desire her. A stoner-chick type, or not, who just happens to find me the ideal FWB. I seem youngish.. I have sex like I write: it goes on and on for some time, and satisfies all needs. I have recieved excellent reviews of my abilities and techniques when it gets down to it. Now that I'm 'available' after years of one LTR after another I am trying to lose much of my shyness, prudishness, and other factors that kept me tame.

Gemini

Tykk

5 '8 (1,73 m)

Brun

kaukasisk

Ugift

Nei

Usikker

Øyne

Piercing ... Men bare ørene

Svart

Ja

Noe College

Selvstendig næringsdrivende

Underholdning / Media

$45,000USD Til $59,999USD

Alene, Med romkamerat (er)

Venner kommer av og til på besøk

Ja - Sosialt

Ja - Sosialt

Hjerne

Asosial, Komisk, Mørk, Vennlig, Utadvent, Fest starter

Kunst og Håndverk, Klubb / Bar Hopping, Datamaskiner, Lage mat, Internett, Hagearbeid, Lære, Musikk, Fotografi, Lese

Klubb / Bar, Drikking, Være med venner, Shoppe, Gå på kasino, Gå på museum, Feste, Lese en bok, Slappe av, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting

losing track of time, we're having so much fun...

swinging / threesome (2 girls)

Vennlig, Kul, Perfekt, Frekk, obskur, Tullete, En flørt

Annet

En gang i året

Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, obskur, Sadistisk, Frekk

Nyheter, Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Instruksjonsvideo, Repriser, Jeg liker ikke Tv, Jeg skulle ønske jeg hadde en TV

Science Fiction, Komedie, Dokumentar, Jeg liker ikke filmer, Jeg er skuespiller

omgivende, Klassisk, Electro, Industri, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Støvsuger lyder, Jeg er artist, Jeg liker ikke musikk

Eldgammel, antologi, Auto-biografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Historie, Instruksjonsvideo, Natur, Nyheter, Filosofi, Politisk, Referanse, Satire, Vitenskap, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Jeg er forfatter

karaoke, radio broadcasting, film-making, sex marathons, audio editing, toy helicopters, hiking, photoshop, drawing/collage, animals, cooking, 420

flørtende, Flott utseende, Gode ​​ferdigheter, Humor, Intelligens, Rariteter, Følsomhet, Spontanitet, Omtanksfull, vett

Any free feedback feeding me back some attracton particle particulars.



Having spent most of my life repressed and 'good', now I'm a surprisingly good bang (for a short stout fuzzy emotionally-scarred freak).

You: B discreet, sarcastic, physical, clean F with a cute face, low standards, expectations, and any type of body you want. Find all varieties girls beautiful, like flowers (thorns ok). I'd like to try a boquet B4 I'm too old 2stiffen. Just this once, let's have fun like the assholes always get2. Want mutual, part-time, low-key, steamy lust-fest & artistic outlet w/U, no string-theories attached. Talk, perfume, humor, piercings, body art, singing ability all will help U2B nibbled by this funny smart naughty bear.

Venn, Annet, Spiller ingen rolle, Gruppesex, Vil bare ha sex